so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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