I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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