Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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