put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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