there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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