; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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