That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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