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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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