So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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