he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize
