brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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