when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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