Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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