fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Randomize
