VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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