the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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