pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
that may or may not have been my penis.
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