Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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