I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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