:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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