You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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