The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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