Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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