Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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