ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You're a disaster
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