Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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