Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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