So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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