Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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