If that was your dad, he is hot
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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