Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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