It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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