Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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