i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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