You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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