I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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