i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
