she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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