Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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