You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm always down for nudity.
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