That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The struggles of a small town man whore
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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