They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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