He is such a slut. More and more my type.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Do vagina's smell?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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