erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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