It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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