I wish my penis had an off switch
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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