Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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