Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
