I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Randomize
