My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Someone signed my nipple.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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