did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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