One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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