sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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