you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
True strength comes from lack of pants
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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