their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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