Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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