I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
