she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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